bare bellend

A circumcised penis
A bellend without a foreskin

His bare bellend is an enormous mushroom
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend

by Urbanboi March 20, 2022

visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.

Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P

by QuacksO October 25, 2019

Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 4, 2021

The Bolivian Bare Back

A phrase used when your having sex with your bird doggy style while holding her ponty tail. As she says she's about to cum just whisper "cum for me & say a different woman's name. The aim of the game is to see how long you can hang on bare back before she's freaks & throws you off

Johnny was making love to Alice bent over a chair giving her the Bolivian Bare Back
Alice "oh gods I'm gonna uum!"
Johnny "god girl Mandy cum for me"

by TheUnholyDisturbed1 September 15, 2023

Bare Ass Cheek

cheeky, lippy, rude. straight forward rudeness

"did you hear that bare ass cheek he just gave me?"

by Glitter dick hole March 5, 2021

Bare-Bulb wanking

When a man wanks only with the tip of his dick AKA bare bulb

For bare-bulb wanking to work the dick should be fully erect for the entire time.

by ProfPm_StuSm March 15, 2025

smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.

I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.

by QuacksO May 20, 2021