Bald Metal

Music made by former Hair and Glam Metal bands. This refers to all the albums they make after the 80's when they stop playing the traditional music they used to play and play more modern style music. The joke refers to the fact that the hair metal bands don't have hair anymore because they are old making their new material referred to as bald metal.

Dokken used to make awesome Hair Metal now they make terrible Bald Metal.

Winger's title album was a great hair metal album (1988) but the album Winger IV (2006) is a crappy bald metal album.

by Dylan Harden March 20, 2009

Brasstown Bald

1. The phenomenon that takes place when a previously normal person lets their guard down on you, all creepy style.

2. The highest point in the state of Georgia.

The party was fun until Vincent went Brasstown Bald and told me about his tough childhood.

by Woody Carder November 1, 2005

Fuck my balding head

An phrase that is uttered when a person is genuinely surprised. The person is likely to be an older individual, who sees how things seem to get more and more fucked up around him with each new day. The expression has little or no connection with another widely used one 'fuck my skull'

A:Fuck my balding head!The editors are at it again!
B:I agree.Fuck my sister!

by drone777 December 12, 2013

Bald Eagle

Getting a male or female to shave their head then give you a blow job

K Fed got Brittney to shave her head so he could get a bald eagle.

- Demmi Moore in G.I. Jane
- Sinead O'Connor on SNL

by Blow Holes January 13, 2009

Balderdash

The most awesomest board game ever invented by anyone.

Guy 1: Lets go play that one game.

Guy 2: Which one?

Guy 1: The bestest one.

Guy 2: Shweeeeet...I love Balderdash.

by Beachloghunter May 6, 2006

bald

Strangely stupid, not intelligent in a weird way.

Nathan ate an expired yogurt. He is bald.
Look at those bald soldiers going to war!

by sweetnsour39 June 22, 2006

Bald Eagle

shaved penis. The art of shaving the top area of the pubic hair but leaving the edges of pubic hair leading to the inner thigh to resemble wings and your penis being the torso of the eagle.

I got a wicked itch after i turned my dick into a bald eagle.

by TheBaldOne69 June 17, 2010