Ashton G

A backstabbing lucky charm thief

Hide your marshmallows that’s Ashton G he will take them, eat them, and make you cry

by Inmemoryofsidneyflyhigh<3 June 11, 2021

sov|ashton

The greatest "online" player to exist in counter-strike today, the one who only LANs if you smoke him out.

You wish you were ashton, you fucking scrub.

by John De Valmont November 23, 2004

Ashton

Someone who is absolutely terrified of women

'Why is Ashton hiding?'
'He's scared of women'

by UnknownLifeform - GEAS December 8, 2024

Ashton

The most absolutely feminine man you will ever meet. Very hot, but very homosexual

That guy is such an Ashton.

by Impertinant chi town December 15, 2024

Ashton

A type of pillow that is permanently scorching and can give you chronic symptoms until you are able to comprehend the 86,400th dimension. In addition, side effects such as the freaky virus and possibly reincarnating into a chicken nugget or a fried chicken—both reincarnations make you inedible for a reason.

Guys, it's an Ashton. Even if it looks cool, don't buy it; it will detrimentally impact your health!

by invy_ous4710 December 22, 2024

Ashton

Ashton is a very misunderstood soul. He will become everything to you and you’ll never recover if you ever lose him. Ashton loves running sports and has the most beautiful brown eyes.

T- I’m never getting over Ashton. I love him.

B- You’ll be okay honey

by lswift August 17, 2025

Noah Ashton

Noah is the most perfect boy you will ever meet. Seriously never let him go. He is the best boy there is he is so handsome and just so perfect. I love my Noah Ashton very much. I will always love him forever and ever.

Noah Ashton is the sweetest boy ever!

by sprinklexcupcake December 8, 2025