ashelining

The practice of jerking off using Vaseline infused with ashes of your creamated boss.

I got caught ashelining again in the steam room at the gym.

by IMJUSTTRYINTOMAKEAMERICAGREAT September 1, 2017

Asher

An Asher could be either very sweet or very salty. There's no in between.

The salty Asher could punch you or kick you in the shins. This is from personal experience.
The sweet Asher will care for you and he's very sporty, also like the salty Asher.

Make sure to keep your friends close (a.k.a the sweet Asher) but to keep your enemies closer (the salty Asher.)

Sweet Asher: "Omg! That Asher guy is so charming!"
Salty Asher: "Ugh, that Asher guy also kicked me to the ground this morning."

by jizzy min min December 18, 2017

asbestos

What Vincentian Academy, an exceptional Catholic high school in the heart of north Hills, has.

Student 1: Why is it so fucking cold here?
Student 2: Because we have asbestos and can’t turn on the heat.

by inevitablefate January 4, 2018

Asher q.

A bitch. She also has a really gay hair cut. (it looks like she burnt her hair then ate it then shit it out then glued it on with a glue stick) An Asher q. Has down syndrome and we all wish that Asher q. Didn't have down syndrome but she does. She has Walmart shoes and they look like they were used as a toilet bowl for a homeless person. I wish this person could be less ugly because she looks like Medusa so don't look her in the eyes or u will turn to a piece of shit💩

Yo what's ur name ?
Asher q.

by The Official LaVar Ball May 2, 2018

ashediq

A guy who has a big ego and gets upset when people talk about him. Usually has a small weiner and is secretly gay.

Stop being such an ashediq!
You have a small dong!

by Adam Frisbee May 10, 2018

ashealee

A bad bitch that never puts up with anyone bullshit. She is straight up with you and she can’t stand fakes. She’s a really good friend and stays loyal. Get a friend like Ashealee.

Ashealee said that this looks good on me but she told me to do my hair differently if I wear it.

by You’ll.neverknow May 19, 2018

Asher

Asher is "happy" fortunate; blessed an incredible clever scientist.
Loves one woman and women only .
To be asherized is to be mesmerized with awesomeness and love.
An Asher has deep beauty with in and with out.
humble and very deep.
Asher's are very wealthy people who are determined to accomplish there task with the least amount of effort possible.

i was Asherized when he spoke to me
To have an Asher as a boy friend is to have a long and fruitful relationship that goes some-ware

by donone October 18, 2018