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its my dick

a stupid guy tryin to get sex
guy speaks through a microphone in his school

hey guys its my dick uh uh uh
by Gavingamerbro from fortnite October 30, 2020
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suck my dick rock

Just making a rock sucking his dick, apparently very gay. It all started with a trumpet player that like his dick to be duck by a saxophone player that rejected him
Suck my dick rock, it’s humungous(humongusus)
by Bakasama February 22, 2022
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Suck my dick

To tell someone to suck that small tiny goofy ahh dick
by Niggerousnigga June 22, 2022
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Fuck my dick

Asking a close freind or family member to suck your penis until you cum so hard that you feel like you will die
Fuck my dick mommy

Ok

Later that night

Ooooh harder mommy I love when you make me cum this hard
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choke the head off my dick

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009
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Word to my dick

“Bro word to my dick you’re cute as hell
by P1mpd4ddy September 19, 2022
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