by Jasus June 27, 2014
A situation when someone inflicts self damage in an idiotic accident and is totally owned, causing people to laugh at their own misfortune.
The man stumbled and fell down the hill rolling into and through a pile of shit, a perfect example of arse comedy
by mike_stx March 06, 2007
When you have copious amounts of loose change in your trouser pockets after being out drinking at pubs, clubs, etc.
Also, this is often a way of telling if someone has been out on the piss.
Also, this is often a way of telling if someone has been out on the piss.
"Out at the weekend?"
"Aye, was pished. Should see the amount of f**king arse change i've got!!"
Or
Person1: "Out at the weekend?"
Person2: "Naaah, quiet one eh"
*Takes out copious amounts of change to pay for something*
Person1: "AWAY AND TALK PISH! Your pockets are hoachin' with arse change!"
"Aye, was pished. Should see the amount of f**king arse change i've got!!"
Or
Person1: "Out at the weekend?"
Person2: "Naaah, quiet one eh"
*Takes out copious amounts of change to pay for something*
Person1: "AWAY AND TALK PISH! Your pockets are hoachin' with arse change!"
by omandt April 05, 2011
by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003
A state of affairs where correlation has been incorrectly assumed to imply causality. Originates in a story where in the 1700s, bellows were used to pump smoke into the rectum of victims of drowning to resuscitate them, because of a single incident where this treatment had been applied and the patient recovered.
So because these two people have the same first name and age, anyone else with the same name is the same age? That's arse bellows!
by arc123 March 16, 2011
A notoriously easy girl who is willing to engage in intercourse with sketchy men, regarless of physical location.
by Andy Cameron May 02, 2003
An absolute muppet. A class A clown - see George W Bush. Someone who is of absolutely no use whatsoever.
That George Bush is an absolute bucket of arse!
by BadBob1968 April 15, 2006