Person1: lets go to area 51 tomorrow
Person2: yes! I'm down
US government: allahu akbar(Drop the bomb)
Person2: yes! I'm down
US government: allahu akbar(Drop the bomb)
by Spaghetiddies July 19, 2019
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Get the Area 51 mug.A secret place that is believed to hide the most overpowered items. One example of this is they hold them recipe for a Bedrock Sword for Minecraft. Another thing they hold is a real life stand arrow from JoJo Bizarre Adventures. They also hold real Pokémon and a lot of Masterballs. There are many other overpowered items in Area 51. People have came up with a plan to invade Area 51. There are the Naurto Runners which are the fastest people on Earth. In reality there just weebs who want real cat girls. Fucking degenerates. Then we have the Anti-Vax kids. They will be used for bullet sponges because let’s be honest, they don’t have that much time to live. Then we have the Anti-Vax Mom which will use their false facts to confuse the guards. We will also to have Rock Throwers because rock are the best ranged weapon. Second to last we have have the Ricardos. These are unstoppable gods that will ensure our victory. Lasty, we have the normal people which will just sneak in from the back. Good luck soldiers and like always RIP Bob Ross
Naurto Runner:Hey are you going to Area 51?
Normal Person: Yeah dude I want to get my hands on a real lightsaber
Naurto Runner: Yeah I want a cat girl
Normal Person: You fucking degenerate
Normal Person: Yeah dude I want to get my hands on a real lightsaber
Naurto Runner: Yeah I want a cat girl
Normal Person: You fucking degenerate
by Th3On3G00DSuCC July 22, 2019
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800K people are going to raid on September 20th
800K people are going to raid on September 20th
Me: are you coming to raid Area 51 on September 20th
Gary: yeah how could I miss it! Fuck 9/11 let’s get 9/20
Me: if I die play XXX at my funeral.
Gary: I can get Grayson Dolan to come and grind on your coffin too?
Me: gorn then lmao. See you on 9/20
Gary: yeah how could I miss it! Fuck 9/11 let’s get 9/20
Me: if I die play XXX at my funeral.
Gary: I can get Grayson Dolan to come and grind on your coffin too?
Me: gorn then lmao. See you on 9/20
by Graysondolansbitch July 22, 2019
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