Yo dud, Simon The Scientist discovered how to go on the mars!!!
Dud: OMG JHOW////!!!????
By making the best rocket ship made out of cardboard!!!!
DUD: OMGEKGJQ
Dud: OMG JHOW////!!!????
By making the best rocket ship made out of cardboard!!!!
DUD: OMGEKGJQ
by Simon The Scientist December 26, 2017
To explode period everywhere, and over-react greatly to everything... followed by being very dramatic.
by Tom224 June 02, 2012
one of the smartest most phenomenal people ive ever met. he will go so far in life and will marry me when im twenty six. he is russian and really likes cars (like me!). he is the color dark green and he is also an otter but lately ive been thinking hes kind of more like a platypus because theyre like ducks trapped in a beaver body and idk but my favorite thing about him is that i dont have to dumb myself down. love the guy. love greg a bit more. but simon is the smartest boy i know.
by mindyabusiiness July 16, 2023
When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.
I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore
by FloppySimon May 29, 2019
His hair looks like a horses pubic hair and a lions main. We could probably land a jumbo jet on his hair
by Marmalade December 09, 2019
Anna-simon is the most hot and prettiest girl from the whole school, she is also VERY smart and beautiful, and let’s not talk about that beautiful hair of her. I would sit here and would talk hours about it
by Louis_06 April 12, 2021
she is a complete dumbass sometimes but she can also be very sweet. The type of girl that makes you feel lucky to have her in your life, and is one of the most beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. She can make you speechless and your jaw drops the second she walks in. Haley is a one in a lifetime girl❤️
by erulccm nai June 03, 2019