Alphabender

An event where you find 26 drinking establishments in your area each beginning with a different letter of the alphabet, you then go and get smashed at each of these establishments.

going on an alphabender
a- altoria
b- benjamin satchwells
c- ... etc

by warwickgetfuckedupsociety May 20, 2013

Alphabating

When an alpha male asserts his dominance by masturbating in front of a group. This can be both metaphorical (i.e. insults) or literal.

Jared came to the party late and in order to assert his superiority as the alpha male began insulting others. When this didn't work, he began alphabating to truly assert his dominance.

by Whothunkit March 10, 2014

AHlphabetikAH

A Guy who uses the AHlphabet alot.
AHlphabet = An Alphabet that consists of 24 letters being all A with different Fonts.

ThatTeacher: Nathan what is the squareroot of 64.
Nathan: A
ThatTeacher: A?

Nathan: A (nods his head up and down)

Second Scenario:
If a Teacher uses it against you
ThatTeacher: Who can tell me how a circut works?
(Nathan raises his Hand)
Nathan: a circut is wh...
ThatTeacher: A? Nathan... Did you want to say A?
Nathan: No, I wanted to explain tha....
ThatTeacher: A? What happend you AHlphabetikAH?
Nathan: no...
ThatTecher: A
Nathan: ...

by Mac_Cooper74 July 27, 2017

AHlphabet

An AHlphabet is an Alphabet with 24 letters that consist of A with different font.

Steve: Mike don't you use the Alphabet?
Mike: I use the AHlphabet.
Steve: What is the AHlphabet???

(Mike takes out a sheet of paper with the AHlphabet on it)

(Mike Points at the first letter and says)
Mike: this is A

(Mike Points at the second letter and says)
Mike: this is A

(Mike Points at the third letter and says)
Mike: this is A

(Steve points at the fourth letter and says)
Steve: and let me guess this is A right?

(Mike corrects him and says)
Mike: No, you idiot that is A

(Mike points at the 17 letter)
Mike: this is A.

by Mac_Cooper74 July 27, 2017

alphagettiless

To not have none of the alphagettis

"Im alphagettiless bitch" "keren not again stfu"

by Daddycupcake March 21, 2019

Alphaketkaket

Alphaketekaket is the title used for when your the world champ of running six miles while driving a golf cart barbecue and cooking ribs at the same time

This gayass Sasha is the alphaketkaket of this year

by Thadsyl February 24, 2021

alphaketaket

The title for someone who is the 3 year in a row winning champion for golf cart barbecue chef race

That guy over there is an alphaketaket

by Thadsyl February 25, 2021