Someone who is religious only for selfish reasons. Such as looking down on others, forgiveness for their future sins, justifying discrimination, hate crimes, and such.
He’s a God-abuser. He only joined that religion because he found out he could gamble.
That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.
A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.
That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.
A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019
Get the God-abuser mug.Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
Get the National "Do Not Call" List abuser mug.Today is abuse Matthew Vanotti day, it is on the 12/11 and it’s the day to just beat the shit out of him. Although I love you and you are my boyfriend this will be interesting 😘
by Secretly anonymously anonymous November 10, 2020
Get the Abuse Matthew day mug.Similar to domestic abuse, but where the person being abused or beaten is literally asking for it, then acting like the victim when they get what they were asking for.
I know Chris Brown may have been overly aggressive, but nobody can argue for the victim of dumbasstic abuse, they were literally asking for it by swinging first
by YungGrassSmokah February 16, 2020
Get the Dumbasstic abuse mug.Someone who uses an albuterol inhaler against its designed purpose.
A guy you just meet that confessed to transforming his inhaler into a marijuana smoking device
A guy you just meet that confessed to transforming his inhaler into a marijuana smoking device
You can't use that for smoking, you albuterol abuser. Albuteral is to help you breathe.
She can't be an albuteral abuser, she is using her inhaler correctly
She can't be an albuteral abuser, she is using her inhaler correctly
by Whore-able_&_Adorable May 10, 2020
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