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Ocho Counting

When you know you aren’t making par, so you count when you start putting and miraculously make a birdie.
Yeah, you got a double. Somehow I got an eagle on the par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting on that.
by Clardaddy July 26, 2023
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counting roundabout

A man who likes large numbers of inches up his bum. But slowly, so he can count them. He also does it whilst on a roundabout.
"Man, Ned's such a counting roundabout. Did you see him there again today?! Freak.."
by leonlikesbum February 11, 2014
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Full-Count

When someone has 2/3 of a strikeout. A Full-Count is when you take a hit from a bong, and take a shot without the beer. Or when you take a hit from a bong and chug a beer without shot.
Dude he got messed up off of that Full-Count. Thank God we forgot the beer...a Strikeout would have been to much for him.
by AveryPorter July 5, 2011
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pollen count

When you count how many tampons are in the trash to figure out how far along the chicks period is.
Dude your mom's pollen count is high, she's almost ready. M
by edanger October 21, 2012
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Sir Lord Count Fabulon

The product of the reaction when the epic fabulosity found in tiny particles around the universe collide with the pure lordliness of a sexually confused adolescent boy. It is said to be described as the fusion between Elton John, Dr. Evil, and Snoop Dogg. Arch-nemesis of The Ocean Boy.

"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."

by Shadow Master D on Feb 10, 2012
"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."
by The Ocean Boy March 24, 2012
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Count Dabula

A Vampire that cannot ever seem to satisfy his deep craving for wax. These dabthirsty fiends will go to any length to satisfy their hunger including sinking their fangs into the neck of your bong to suck out the Bong Water.
Filling your Bong with Holy Water is an excellent way to keep it from being viciously attacked by Count Dabula ...
by Loafasynia May 11, 2016
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