Callum

Used to describe a menace to society. A vulgar word. Commonly used within groups during therapy, in replacement of triggering-words. (However, this has become a triggering word as well.) For example, used to describe one who obtains people's ip and works at boston pizza amongst other places.

Person 1: "You're such a Callum! You work constantly and only live out of spite!"
Person 2: "Well, you're such a.. KC!"

by intothewoodswithoutregretyou July 4, 2023

callum holder

A fat dyke looking cunt who has a fit mother, name Angie, and his dad Kevin loves to fuck children of all ages!
He commonly refers to himself as being gay, an example of this would be one of his signature lines, "I am the only gay"
A reference to a British tv program 'Little Britain'

Hey you look like a Callum holder

by YourMothersStepdadsDogNamedNur November 17, 2017

Callum

Boy with biggest foot fetish will also shank ur nan

Bro Callum wanks over feet after stabling your nan for a Tesco value yogurt

by Dickhead24 September 8, 2019

Callum Crump

used to refer to a cool underground fakemink skater.
Someone who isnt narcissistic, the best person to ever exist and doesnt manipulate anyone.

"Wow is that Callum Crump, he killed my whole family but said I was calm so imma be mates with him"

by poo123testicles July 30, 2025

Callum

When questioned on the topic of football, becomes as useful as an underwater fire station (Nee-Naw)

Person A- "Callum, who won the 2007 Ballond'Or?"
Callum-"Pele",(says with chest, and fully believes he is 100% correct

by steve keyboard man August 2, 2023

Callum Crolla

If your ever so lucky to find this man never let him go, he is the most loving, loyal, handsome and kindest guy you will ever meet. Callum Crolla defines handsomeness and glory.

Callum Crolla is fit

by Callum 2001 January 31, 2021

Callum hathway

Goon master edge session very goon edging

callum hathway was gooning

by sigmamaleedgmaster June 4, 2024