Bum Troubler

Noun.

1. A homosexual male.

2. A heterosexual male with a distinctive penchant for anal sex with ladyfolk.

3. A doctor who specializes in anal and bowel conditions and is thus required to frequently rummage around in the rectal cavity of his patients.

"There's this new guy at work who won't stop telling me about all his sexual exploits, in the sickest, most graphic detail imaginable. He's a right Bum Troubler too."

alt:

"Man, I haven't shit in 2 weeks. I'm so worried about it that I've booked in to see the Bum Troubler tomorrow."

by Splott-light June 22, 2009

Ho-Bum

A lazy person who doesnt do any work for themselves and mooches off their friends. Combination of hobo and bum.

Michael: I asked Allyssa to pick me up on the way and she said it was too much work, even though its not any extra driving.
Tom: Yea shes sucha ho-bum.

by thatlazyasian September 16, 2011

Aimee's bum

The most gorgeous and beautiful bum of all bums that exist. Tends to be a lovely round shape. Quite big, but not TOO big.
Whenever an Aimee's bum walks past every single guy stares at it and drools.

Dude1: HOLY SH*T!
Dude2: WHAT?!
Dude3: OH MY GOD
Dude1: Now THAT is one hell've a hot bum.
Dude3: Hell to the yeah!
Dude1: (laughs)
Dude2: That girl has a seriously fit bum!
Dude1: I know!
All 3 dudes: She has an Aimee's Bum. *dribble drips down their chins*

by iLOVEbums March 11, 2009

bannock bum

A Canadian girl, normally of Aboriginal or First Nations decent, who posses a flat, unappealing buttox.

Look at that native chick, she totally has a bannock bum.

by twenty- November 23, 2013

bum cigar

In polite after dinner conversation; a stool or dump.

"well, if you will excuse me ladies, i think I'll nip upstairs and light a bum cigar"

by Martin Duxon August 6, 2003

Stealth Bumming

The art of finding an unsuspecting victim leaning forward on a wall or railing ect then going up behind them and pretent to be taking them up the corn hole in a thrusting motion.

Hey, I wonder if he knows if he's recieving a good 'ol Stealth bumming?

by Jeff93 January 7, 2010

bum floss

n. {Slang} - see butt floss, g string

"your bum floss is showing, pull up your pants."

by S_t_G October 14, 2004