Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.

Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries

by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024

scooter boys

my dad said their the boys who will die virgins

hun scooter boys are virgins for life.

by kickrocks November 28, 2020

Scooter

Typically a male with the name Matt who goes to a university in the same state he grew up in. He likes to stay up late at night and count his caloric intake while he power washes his prize possession, his razors cx9 power blade scooter from Walmart.

Damn, never thought you could be such a scooter, but here we are.

by Irhugdigtyf July 20, 2020

Scooter Hooter

The loud noise made when old goons orgasms (esp over a old man called Scooter)

That goon gave out an almighty scooter hooter

by Carlos de la Cerda December 13, 2023

slimy scooter

---A sexual act where a man cums on a girls chest and she's forced to slide on a smooth surface...

--Or the dankest kush found smothered in cannibis oil...

(Guy) Yeah me and Sally got it on last night ...
(Friend) how'd it go?
(Guy) I came on her chest and made her a slimy scooter ...
(Friend) LOL awesome dude.

by Grimy Gregg March 16, 2017

Yellow scooter

The yellow scooter is a term used when you see a fat bitch and want her to fuck with you on a yellow scooter

Ayy Theo I want her on my yellow scooter

by Cjashh September 27, 2020

Scooter Burger

When you park your bus at a local diner in Harrison, MI and you order a cheeseburger but it gets served to another patron and you're forced to sit in the corner and watch them eat it

#Cuckold

Hey guys, wanna head up to The Peasantry for a Scooter Burger...Bentley is working tonight. #SpecialSauce

by anonymous July 10, 2023