An Abraham Lincoln Memorial is when two people dig up a grave, person number one puts his/her mouth over the genitals of the deceased, person number two climbs to an elevated platform and then elbow drops the dead body in the stomach forcing all of the fluids in the dead body to rush out of its genitals.
by XxW33k3n5xX July 08, 2017
The orange Lincoln-Way in New Lenox, IL. It's near many corn fields. It is now a four-year high school.
by NoodleNugget December 14, 2010
Take your penis, wrapping it in cheese and filling your "others" crack with shredded cheese and buttsexing your partner. Until so said cheese is warm and melty. Then you eat your cheesy meal.
by Chedder Abe February 08, 2010
Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but you make a whole beard with shit that looks similar to Abe Lincoln's.
Optional: Put a top hat on the girl and cum on the back of her head while screaming "Sic Semper Tyrannus"
Optional: Put a top hat on the girl and cum on the back of her head while screaming "Sic Semper Tyrannus"
Think about the assassination of Abe Lincoln but with shit for a beard and cum for the bullet
Baby, wanna come back to my place and ill give you a Dirty Abraham Lincoln
Baby, wanna come back to my place and ill give you a Dirty Abraham Lincoln
by Johnwilkssplooge October 30, 2010
Perform the abe lincoln on your passed out girlfriend while she's on her period...then take out her tampon and fling it at her like your john walks booth
After shitting on his womans head to finish er abe lincoln...mike took aim with her dirty tampon for an attempted abe lincoln assassination
by jaymboct September 27, 2009
The act of shitting on your partner's head during/after sex and letting the shit stack up like a top hat.
When Carl was railing out that hoodrat friday night he pulled the ultimate scumbag move by Lincoln Top-hatting that skeezer.
by Speedy Beans March 10, 2012
1. The type of debate that is similar to policy debate, except that it is based on the debater's ability to think creatively and logically, rather than their ability to spew random facts at a rate that makes them sound to everybody except for other debaters like someone who is either vomiting out syllables or is demon-possessed. Generally accepted as the best kind of debate, as it allows the most room for crazy mind-grenade generating arguments. Lincoln douglas debaters are generally acknowledged to be twice as good as either pofo or policy debaters, because it takes two of the other types of debaters to make a team, but only one lincoln douglas debater.
"hey, does that guy do lincoln-douglas debate?"
"yeah, he's like one of the awesomest people ever. He gets tons of females, he's super cool, and he speaks at normal speeds"
"yeah, he's like one of the awesomest people ever. He gets tons of females, he's super cool, and he speaks at normal speeds"
by you! O.o July 17, 2012