Banana Hat

A slang word used to refer to a condom. Usually refers to a condom which is a complete spoof or is ridiculously short. Can be found in cheap thrift stores around China and in your uncle's sock drawer.

Fuckboy 1: Hey bro, I pegged this girl I met in a bar last night in the ass. It was the most wonderful anal sex I've ever had.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.

by GoingInDry August 14, 2019

New hat

A new target to be attacked. Used in Baton Rouge by gang members. Featured in NBA Youngboy's song "Bring it on"
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Top: "I see a new hat ninja with a blue flag"

by NBA Spinna September 14, 2022

snatch-hat

Pain in the ass douchbag or bitch

I asked Andy to make me dinner but he didn't because he's a smug-ass snatch-hat

by theDroob March 28, 2019

Shell hat

A piece of headwear that makes one feel intimately at home, as if in a childhood fort.

“I’ve never seen her look as at peace, as in her shell hat. Such a happy hat.”

by Gordonmaster October 3, 2020

hat ke

Offbeat, different from usual. Only used in a complimentary sense.

That was a hat ke movie. I loved it.

by desichhora July 13, 2012

crack hat

Like a beer hat, but with crack cocaine

James: I just pictured you in a beer hat
Lucy: Why not a crack hat?

by polopice February 3, 2008

banana hat

a condom

A banana hat is mandatory at Charlie's parties.

Make sure you wear a banana hat if you're gonna mess around with Ava.

by JYC83 December 12, 2009