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jockey butter

The oily, smelly residue that is a result of the accumulation of sweat, dirt, and left behind stuff between your ass cheeks after a long run or other sweaty physical training session.
My underwear was full of jockey butter after running a half-marathon.

I can't believe it's not jockey butter!
by gooty2 January 22, 2010
mugGet the jockey buttermug.

Corner Jockey

A hooker/prostitute or someone who stands on the street corner an takes money for sex.
Larry just had sex with that corner jockey an now has a rash!
by Lkephart January 17, 2011
mugGet the Corner Jockeymug.

cock jockey

A person that sucks cock like it's an Olympic sport. Often found in the locker rooms naked and slapping other men's asses with towels. Sucks for free but if you pay they might let you ram them.
Ryan: I like that guy, he seems like a cock jockey.
Alex: Stop that, you gay cunt.
by a real gay cuntuhhh June 7, 2018
mugGet the cock jockeymug.

gavel jockey

"That gavel jockey gave me probation."
by B2274 January 3, 2008
mugGet the gavel jockeymug.

GPS Jockey

Someone who has no clue how to used a readable map for directions. So they must constantly rely on using an electronic GPS but still they manage to get lost!
Stupid idiot doesn't know where he's going even though we've got the address he has no direction bloody GPS jockey!
by Fire4FX October 15, 2011
mugGet the GPS Jockeymug.

forum jockey

a person who posts online in a manner to make themselves impressive and is often caught up in his/her own lie by other online posters
posterA: i raced a ferrari on main street with my car last night and kicked its butt.

posterB: main street has been shut for a week.

posterC: haha, what a forum jockey
by rxm6 February 18, 2009
mugGet the forum jockeymug.

sausage jockey

Being an absolute dick riding bender who loves to be surrounded by men
Oi mate stop being a sausage jockey and get a life
by Tom Sharp90973 December 8, 2020
mugGet the sausage jockeymug.

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