Retard Wrangling Bozo

Someone that doesn’t realize that they are a retard wrangler, and is completely oblivious to that fact, or accepts and ignores it.

That guy said he wants his team wants to be top fifty, but he’s just a retard wrangling bozo.

by jazzwolf May 16, 2022

Running Wrangler

Another definition for diarrhea.

Origin comes from the joke, "Diarrhea runs in your jeans." And Wranglers are a type of Jeans.

I've got a case of the Running Wrangler. Maybe it was that gas station sushi.

by Wizingwizard October 24, 2022

dank wrangler

When a gal sneaks a sniff of your cock after fucking. Usually done when she decides to give head.

Amy-I love sucking your cock after it's been in my pussy.
Citizen-you dirty Dank wrangler I seen you just smelled it.

by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023

pussy wrangler

someone who deep fists a girl's pussy so hard that they literally brake their organs and make them die while having a shaking squirting, shaking orgasm.

I tried the pussy wrangler last night and now I'm on trial for murdering my girlfriend

by Bald Squidward April 16, 2023

wrist wrangler

A man, or sometimes a woman, who often doesn't engage, or never has, engaged in sexual intercourse and is in position only to masturbate, therefore only able wrangles their wrist.

Friend: I heard he is real reluctant to have sex

Me: yeah, you would think he's quite the wrist wrangler?

by Maxipoohole May 8, 2023

Lobster Wrangler

When I’m anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.

My sister dreams of being a lobster wrangler.

by BillyBSevenOne June 22, 2023

winky wrangler

A female pedophile. Not leemins !

dab: you a winky wrangler leemins?
leemins: give me a min, I gotta catch up

by dabblette February 19, 2024