Not winning

Charlie Sheen's word "Winning" but instead of Winning it is the opposite of winning.

Waking up at 4 am to take my parents to the airport is not winning.

by davispunk January 24, 2012

wicking

What a thong does. The material brings anal fluids into the vaginal area.

The brown streak all along your thong IS GROSS!
Change your undies before the wicking gets you!

by Azurra December 28, 2005

Wanking

The most epic dance in the history of epic dances.

we should go wanking to an epic beat.

by Alien Lmaos September 29, 2010

winning the prize

Relevant only during the Year of the Cormorant The act of not in fact winning a prize, or indeed any form of reward.

"You think that's funny huh? Well this is the Year of the Cormorant! Do you realise that?"
"Yes sir"
*suppressed laughter*
"YOU WIN THE PRIZE!"
...
"w-"
"THERE'S NO PRIZE!!!"

by Apotheosis June 1, 2003

Winning

Getting ridiculously high on cocaine, getting Bree Olson to move into your house, demanding a huge pay increase, or some combination thereof. Also one must have been born with tiger blood and Adonis DNA in order to be 'Winning'.

They should name CBS to Charlie Sheen Broadcasting, no... uh, WINNING!!!

by jumpoutatree March 17, 2011

wineinger

means "wine maker" in german

That man is a great wineinger

by Wineinger July 5, 2008

winning the conversation

The outcome of a conversation in which one has out-witted the other person or left the other person speechless or reduced to profanity in the most offensive or ridiculous way. Often occurs on Omegle.

You: 3 FOR 0! I JUST TOTALLY WON THREE CONVERSATIONS IN A ROW!
Stranger: huh?
You: Man, do I love winning the conversation! And I'm about to win this one too! 4 for 0! High fives all around!

by _smiths December 27, 2009