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Meat Switch

A device that requires someone to flip a switch or depress a button. Normally placed into an serial task. To move forward an individual is required to flip or depress a button. Once done the next steps in the task can be started.

It is commonally used as a software version of a Molly Guard, a barrier to protect something from unwanted contact, especially a shield to prevent accidental deployment of software into production from automated Continuious Intergration and Developlment (CI/CD) setups. It could be inserted into any step in a CI/CD to require a human to consciously move forward.
You will need to click the meat switch before deploying the service to Production.
by EntropyWorks October 26, 2020
mugGet the Meat Switchmug.

Shape the meat

The act of doing the right thing and shaping the meat.
Bachus...Bachus...shape the meat for me real quick!
by JohnCeeeeCalhoun February 25, 2011
mugGet the Shape the meatmug.

rub the meat

(v)

1. To apply meat rub to steak to make it taste better.
2. To rub the penis; masturbate, spank the monkey, beat off etc.
Summer is coming up, time to rub the meat!!
by qwerty223 January 15, 2011
mugGet the rub the meatmug.

Meat Grapes

The other day I had a turd the size of Buick, you would not believe the size of my "meat grapes" after that episode.

I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.
by BKDinGA July 23, 2010
mugGet the Meat Grapesmug.

Meat Slicing

Term developed after having sex with a Brazilian. Assimilating with a Brazilian Steak House (such as Fogo de Chão) and slicing her meat. Can be used interchangeably with other nationalities, races, creeds, etc.

Synonyms: Cut her Meat (informal).
Hey Adam. Did you do some meat slicing on your date last night?
by Captain-AV September 28, 2019
mugGet the Meat Slicingmug.

Meat Sneak

A surprise surge of a penis into an unsuspecting individual, sometimes resulting in jail time.
Hey dude, I'll be right back I'm gonna go meat sneak that bitch over there...

"Hey MG, Do you know why Mike went to Jail?"

"Yeah, I heard he performed a Meat Sneak on some unsuspecting girl".
by meatman500 January 5, 2009
mugGet the Meat Sneakmug.

drunk meat

The intoxicated passengers in a vehicle who are being driven home from a drunken night on the town by a designated driver.
Last night I was the designated driver, so I had to drive the drunk meat home after we left the bar.
by Not-gonna-tellya May 23, 2005
mugGet the drunk meatmug.

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