Suck My Weiner

Something a little kid says when he's mad at somebody but doesn't want to get tattled on for swearing.

Gregory:"Suck my weiner, butthead."

Joey:"Eat my booty hole, bitch."

Gregory: "You said the B word, I'm telling..."

by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015

Drew P Weiner

Word to confuse others, when said slow, and taken apart, It says Droopy Weiner

Max: Hey man! Do you know Drew P Weiner?
Eric: Yeah, sure...
Max: Yeah! Cuz he's in your pants! HAHAHA!
Eric: AHHH! GET HIM OUT!
Max: Dumbass...

by You-Just-Got-Pwned July 7, 2010

Weiner Face

Someone who constantly sucks cock, or eats weiners.

I turned on tv and I saw someone becoming a weiner face.

by Paul the Penis July 13, 2003

Weiner Dog Serenader

This is a person who trains for a particular occupation without considering its utility or even its employability.

Ole Billy Bob is majoring in History. He evidently plans to be a weiner dog serenader.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005

weiner envy

when some one else is doing your girl

ron has weiner envy because bob is screwing his girl

by weaselman18 August 25, 2011

Weiner Patrol

A small group of political junkies who pull outside the circle of failure of the larger group to affect change when/where they can.

"Dude, we seriously need a weiner patrol meeting because this idea in this "think tank" is tanking."

by Stinky Butter November 21, 2009

weiner theif

Of or pertaining to the famous celebrity Brittany Bump

To Tag up a random bridge with I love hotdogs written all over it.

Check out that broad over there! She's a weiner theif!

by CWLos May 3, 2006