fake weeder

a person who claims to smoke weed but actually doesn't.

man, that freeps guy is a real fake weeder, you know?

by king_D__ July 3, 2023

Peter weeter

Another name for a penis.

I told her she was finna get hit with this peter weeter.

by Durag_Danny January 21, 2025

Cheezer Wheezer

Off off off brand of Cheese Puffs

Man in jail says to celly order me some Cheezer Wheezers on commissary Nigga.

by KLMAIR June 10, 2025

Finger Weeper

A woman that cries when fingering herself

She wasn’t just loud in bed — she was a full-blown finger weeper, soaking the sheets with tears and everything else

You look like trouble… tell me, are you the kind of girl who cries when she comes? Or should I be ready to meet a real finger weeper tonight

She calls herself an emotional lover — nah, she’s just a finger weeper with a waterproof mattress

by Smart Mark 007 July 15, 2025

2 weeker

a 2 weeker is a person who hops from person to person every 2 weeks

julia is such a 2 weeker , she can not stay loyal

by lava2spewge September 26, 2025

pull-a-weeze

when someone talks about doing something stupid then does the act soon after accidentally.

what if i were to jump over the cliff?
that would be really stupid!
i wonder whats down there...(falling and screaming)OH SHIT!!!!! help me man!!
Ha! i knew you were going to pull-a-weeze!...oh snap...

by Ann Louise March 4, 2007

Once a Weeker

A person who showers once a week and is completely oblivious about how bad they actually smell.

Ross smells like shit, I’d bet he’s a Once a Weeker

by Rodiye March 10, 2026