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a insult to humour those attempting to be "cool".
eugene: i did a PHAT burn out tonight

matt: phat eh? yeah man on the weekend, man.
by freshjive85 May 13, 2005
mugGet the yeah man on the weekend, manmug.

National Grab Ass weekend

This is where you get the chance to grab ass from Friday, April 19 to Monday, April 22. Be Careful all genders.
by TH3_G0AT April 18, 2019
mugGet the National Grab Ass weekendmug.

weekend cup

a cup with which you use on the weekend when you are drinking to hold an alcoholic beverage without your peers knowing
I need to wash my weekend cup so I can get shitty this weekend at the park
by prekummer September 30, 2022
mugGet the weekend cupmug.

Weekend Weight

Those few extra pounds you gain when you're sitting around on weekends being a lazy little shit.
Dan:Hey dude, did you gain some weight?
Dave:Naw man, that's just Weekend Weight. It doesn't count.
by schmeeva May 28, 2013
mugGet the Weekend Weightmug.

Waiter Weekend

Working as a waiter/waitress (or also commonly referred to as server) allows you to maximize your potential earnings on the traditional weekend (Saturday and Sunday) due to a massive increase in restaurant customers; this is because most people, adults and kids alike, are off from school/work on these days.
Thus it is common practice for a server to work on the days mentioned above.
This results in the common server to get their two days off on days like; Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, or perhaps even taking working Saturday but not Sunday or Monday, really any consecutive pair of the other 5 days (work-days) in the week.
These two days may be referred to as a “waiter weekend” by a restaurant server (or perhaps any restaurant employee).

Author Note:
~I’ve worked in a quite a few restaurants in my years, some arcade restaurant place, On The Border, Longhorn Steakhouse, and currently Olive Garden (these are the ones I worked at the longest), I’ve heard this used on maybe 8-9 occasions, so it’s not too common, but I like the phrase.
𝐓𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟎𝐏𝐌
𝙾𝙽 𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻
Server 1:
“Hello?”

Server 2:
What’s up?“

Server 1:
“You coming in to work later?”

Server 2:
“Nah man I’m off today, I’m actually off tomorrow too; it’s my Waiter Weekend.
by a sentient tortoise. April 19, 2022
mugGet the Waiter Weekendmug.

weekend gang

a group of people that live seperate lives during weekdays but are always found together on weekends.
cant sorry man, already busy with my Weekend Gang.
by trvffick March 30, 2014
mugGet the weekend gangmug.
Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025
mugGet the National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekendmug.

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