weasel-bastard

Weasel-Bastard

N. An infant weasel or similar rodent that has been abandoned by it's parental figures, or potentially has a sound cloud rapper father that has neglected his fatherly responsibilities

Adj. A poorly formed insult created in the spur of the moment during a meltdown, intended to deliver a crucial blow to the victim; however, they are often left confused and unintended

Synonyms: Parakeet-Bitch, Douche Canoe, Ass Cat

N. "Look at that poor weasel-bastard out in the cold night alone"

Adj. "You're a weasel-bastard for interfering with our marriage"

by Spumonte December 19, 2017

squirt the weasel

take a piss. Especially on the female side and when she doesn't shave her vajajay.

Sandrita needed to squirt the weasel because she drank too much Dr. Pepper

by crudmonkey April 25, 2020

Dick weasel

A guy who acts nice until you're alone than shows his true assholeness

Dann he is a dick weasel, lets knock him tf out.

by Kd1231999 February 17, 2018

Butt Weasel

A butt Weasel is a person who is considered a scrawny little weirdo you'll often witness them Yelling at people of authority, females and their own mothers. at night the butt weasel curls into a ball like position and contemplates its next stupid move of the following day. Its main task at work is to do absolutley nothing and become very agitated once they are summoned to do physical labor at their job.

Wow i cannot believe that Guy is yelling at his female boss like that, although it had planted many trees and are physically tired doesnt mean the butt weasel can do absolutley nothing at work, occasionally will say multiple retarted outbursts

by Res562cue May 14, 2016

weasel face

Having resemblance to Joey Ramone

Man, that dude has weasel face

by Joelforce September 17, 2016

beaver weasel

A female who uses sex to gain access to a mans finances. Once she is in control of the mans fiances, sex stops and becomes just a promise that is never delivered. Once all the money is gone, so is she.

She doesn't really love you Jack. She's only interested in your money. What you have here my friend, is a Beaver Weasel.

by nardcoresincebirth August 14, 2016

Weasel Mootch

The cavernous vaginal opening of a large woman, who pretends she knows it all. Who is that full of herself, believes she is perfect as she is and everyone else is shit

Damn, that fat weasel had a huge mootch, it was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen but she thinks it's pretty.

Weasel went to get her mootch waxed the other day and she told me the Asian worker said 'oh hunni you hab such preti pussy'

Weasel Mootch

by tobeat February 13, 2018