Bath weasel

Someone who doesn’t wash & absolutely stinks

When close you need to hold your breath

When was the last time you had a shower ?you bath weasel

by Baked bean August 21, 2019

Steamy weasel

Shit in a condom, freeze it then fuck your girl with it

I gave her the old steamy weasel last night

by Steamy June 24, 2016

peakin weasel

When the male partner slips his erection through a small hole in the door or glory hole. The male then has a string attached to his boner to give a little movement before insertion.

So, I pranked my wife by dressing up my one eye willy as a furry little vermin. When she asked about it I told her I'm revving up my peakin weasel .

by Luvs_to_SPOOGE September 2, 2017

Crotch Weasel

A person who is so horny that they seem to hover over any crotch that they can get. They often are very pushy about getting laid and have probably had many partners along with diseases.

Guy#1: Dude! That Tiffany firl hust walked up to Dave and asked if he wanted to fuck.
Guy # 2: She just did that yesterday with Tom! She's such a crotch weasel!

by TheDarkDjinn August 22, 2017

sex weasel

1. Someone who will do or say anything for sex, possibly wearing a bowling shirt.

2. My girlfriend.

Man, that girl April is such a sex weasel.

Johnny put on his best dragon sleeved bowling shirt, and went out cruising for pussy, that guy is such a sex weasel.

by Captain sex weasel November 24, 2013

Dick weasel

A person who is being a dick and you find a creative name for road rage or just in general

Wow WHAT A DICK WEASEL

by The one and only haevyn March 19, 2021

weasel-bastard

Weasel-Bastard

N. An infant weasel or similar rodent that has been abandoned by it's parental figures, or potentially has a sound cloud rapper father that has neglected his fatherly responsibilities

Adj. A poorly formed insult created in the spur of the moment during a meltdown, intended to deliver a crucial blow to the victim; however, they are often left confused and unintended

Synonyms: Parakeet-Bitch, Douche Canoe, Ass Cat

N. "Look at that poor weasel-bastard out in the cold night alone"

Adj. "You're a weasel-bastard for interfering with our marriage"

by Spumonte December 19, 2017