one-way erection

A particularly raging penile erection that you feel will not subside of its own accord, but rather requires ejaculation in order to deflate. A one-way erection has path-dependance unlike a typical erection.

Hey baby, this is a one-way erection. You'd better sort that out because I don't want to end up with blue balls.

by HirdysPregnantNanny July 13, 2017

worst way to die

ok so the worse way to die is being trapped in a 5 foot by 5 foot room naked with a conveyor belt consistently getting faster by .2 mph every 4 hours underneath of you. however the conveyor belt is made of sandpaper and when you finally can't walk anymore and fall down the belt drags u against the wall and starts to shred your skin off of your body and continues until you have no energy left to move and the belt skins you alive

hey im getting skinned alive
well that fucking sucks

yeah it the worst way to die

by aleenaxwheelcain June 25, 2018

Army Way

Describes how you do a task in the Army. A training manual dictates the proper way to do a job. It may not be the best way, but in the Army it is the only way.

Do it the Army way, so First Sergeant will let us go home.

by llcalejr May 8, 2019

6 way spiderman

When 6 co-workers have an orgy in front of their 85 year-old co-worker as her dying wish.

Kiss, or do a 6 way Spiderman.

by Jerico18 March 30, 2019

Clothed Three-Way Outercourse

A sexual situation that involves either two guys and one girl or two girls and one guy. All participants have their clothes on and there is absolutely no penetration. Actions can include stroking, touching, rubbing, spooning, and manual masterbation. Common places to partake in this action are on couches or in movie theaters. CTWOs (as they are better known) are for people that aren't ready to go for intercourse or where it would be too akward to have interocurse with three people.

Jack: I can't believe this is happening

Jake: I know. Who knew she would ask us both for a back massage.

Jack: Even if this Clothed Three-Way Outercourse doesn't lead to anything she's still so hot it doesn't matter.

Jake: Great job man. We go too hard.

by 69master December 23, 2012

In the way people

~Mouth breather

~People who stop at green lights

~Anyone who asks what's on somthing served at McDonald's

~Some one staring into the middle distance when you're trying to get them to move

~when someone looks like they're trying to figure out what their shadow is

Great, more in the way people.

by SlowChild@play August 21, 2018

Roosters three way

2 dudes butt fucking eachother, when the girlfriend of the pitcher pegs said pitcher. Also the name of a local IPA.

I was butt fucking my bro and my girlfriend walked in and that's when it became a roosters three way.

by Dudesnacks June 6, 2020