Dirty Watermelon

When you have the bubble guts and tell your bitch to lick your asshole and shit in her mouth. Thus having dirty water on her melon.

Paul ate too much spaghetti and had a stomach ache, during copulation with Becky he asked her to lick his anus not knowing he was about to bust a Dirty Watermelon.

by Mr. Not_So_Nice_Guy July 18, 2017

bob watermelon

a cute fluffy stuffed animal that is shaped like a watermelon, and is the kindest most amazing watermelon you will ever meet

Wow, that bob watermelon is so cute!

by mernard tiddlebink April 18, 2021

watermelon sugar

idk jus contributing

watermelon sugar dm me on ig @topplings im bored

by cufd May 14, 2021

Watermelon Shark

The act of telling a story or joke that is so poorly worded or has no relevance to the topic at hand, thus making the social setting as awkward as a watermelon shark

"blaa blaa blaa... (bad story)... blaa blaa blaa"

"That was such a watermelon shark."
*makes shark movements with hands*

by MelonShark January 19, 2010

Watermelon sugar

phrase synonymous with the male orgasm, and its accompanying fluids.

Had some of Steve's watermelon sugar last night, then he had some of mine.

by Watermelonsugarh1gh September 22, 2020

Watermelon sugar

The title of Harry Styles popular song.... which is NOT about drugs, but, about aural sex. ‘Watermelon sugar high’ is in reference to an orgasm

I don’t know if I could ever go without WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH

by Sluttyyyy December 8, 2020

watermelon sugar

the crust that forms on z panties; a tasty treat for a deserving friend

you: gimme that watermelon sugar
me: put your mouth where my money is ;O

by harrystyles-tosses-salad January 16, 2020