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Guilt Wash

When you are in a public bathroom and you have no intention of washing your hands after using the bathroom, until a random stranger comes in, at which point you wash your hands out of fear that the person will think you are a dirtball.
Ty was finished peeing, and a man walked into the restroom. He wasn't going to wash his hands, but since the other man was there, he walked to the sink for a guilt wash.
by Archimedes13 September 10, 2011
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Power-wash

To power-wash is the act of ejaculating a gratuitous load of semen all over a recipient's body, starting with the face and working downward all the way to the feet, purifying them of their uncleanly ways and asserting dominance.
I worked that pussy hard and power-washed that bitch clean. She was drowning in jizz.
by Rodarkk December 26, 2016
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Woke-wash

The act of trying to update the image or perception of a product, or service by changing it to include social justice, racial justice, lgbtq and DEI themes (among others) to replace traditional imagery or views that are considered problematic by the progressive left.
Bud Light lost billions in their failed attempt to woke-wash their beer's image by hiring trans-activist Dylan Mulvaney for their new ad campaign.
by Solomon7 July 28, 2023
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Washing The Chops

When you really drunk and ready to party and all your friends bail out and go to bed so you jizz on the food and serve it to them the next day
Those cunts all went to bed so I’m washing the chops for breakfast
by Spacedmunkee June 3, 2021
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Wax and wash

While performing Anal sex, Ejaculate inside of your partner. Then Urinate inside of the vagina to clean off.
I took my girlfriend to the bedroom for a Wax and Wash.
by Faytkiller September 23, 2014
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Brand-washed

A person who is illogically devoted to a brand. Someone who refuses to wear, use, or purchase brands not within their previous allegiance to their chosen brands. These consumers will obtain products from their favorite brands regardless of their inferiority, expense, or aesthetic shortcomings.
1) Joseph spent $600 on that fugly Gucci fanny pack because he is so brand-washed to them.

2) I'm pretty sure Allison has joined the cult of Supreme. I wish I had created a company that pasted a red label on basic hats and t-shirts! I'd be rolling in the dough.

3) Her son literally acted bummed out because the new smart phone he got for his birthday wasn't and Iphone. He's been brand-washed!
by Jessi in Chicago September 8, 2016
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so wash

The area of Philadelphia, south of Washington Ave. Traditionally east of Broad street.

Also, used to describe things that only happen or are acceptable only in this area.
Person One: "I went to the Superfresh on Columbus wearing my velour tracksuit and bought a gallon of olive oil'

Person Two: "That is so so wash"
by Grouse Pilot 1 November 16, 2010
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