My Wee Wee Go Boing Boing

You before you start having a good ol' wank

You also like to scream this in online parties, like me

Or you searched this after finding this on Tiktok

Me: I'm gonna wank
Also Me: MY WEE WEE GO BOING BOING

by Weeby Shits October 27, 2020

Sit down wee

The male act of going to the toilet for a wee,piss, number 1, lag, etc but sitting down to complete the act instead of conforming to the standard rules of standing up. This should only be used on rare occasions as a treat so that it doesn't become common place.

Iain: "Where you going Rob?

Rob: "I'm off to treat myself to a sit down wee!"

by BVO1 April 7, 2010

Pee wee ellis

Arguably the best funk saxophonist in the world,Band leader of the JB's for 4 years,Writer of the chicken and close friend to Fred Wesley.

"Blow,Pee Wee!"
"Pee Wee Ellis is DAMN Funky!"

by Adam Nolan September 22, 2007

doo wee doo

The Tardis noise

the Tardis goes "doo wee doo"

by DestielMeetsTheDoctor June 24, 2018

Wee Man's Revenge

When a man is fucking a midget, any style, and preforms a stunt on her that is shown in Jackass, whether that be a cum chug, an ass brand...etc.

Jim: "Hey, How'd it go with Charlene last night."
Bob: "It was great! we were doing doggy style, and since she's a midget I thought I would pull Wee Man's Revenge."
Jim: "Nice. What stunt did u do?"
Bob: "I branded a dick on her ass"
Jim: "Dude... weak."

by (-slimTHUG-) December 18, 2009

Wee Willie Winkie

An insulting or demeaning term used in reference to an unusually small penis.

"Put wee willie winkie away before I piss my pants from laughing at it."

by Angelic_Sherry September 21, 2005

wee man complex

A reference to a person who feels inferior and therefore tries to stress the little bit of authority or power that they hold at every opportunity, in an attempt to impress people around him and to incorrectly reassure himself that the power he has is actually worth something.
It is generally used to refer to bouncers or security guards and occasionally but no where near as often some police officers.

1. "That bouncer KB'd me and was a cunt about it".
2. "Aye hes got the wee man complex".

by bigman112 March 7, 2009