Angry Weasel

When your bearded boyfriend motorboats you
by SaltyT83 June 11, 2019
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suck weasel

A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.
Did you see Joel get shut out today, he is quite the suck weasel.
by BuffaloWingLover14 February 05, 2017
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Bath weasel

Someone who doesn’t wash & absolutely stinks

When close you need to hold your breath
When was the last time you had a shower ?you bath weasel
by Baked bean August 21, 2019
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Steamy weasel

Shit in a condom, freeze it then fuck your girl with it
I gave her the old steamy weasel last night
by Steamy June 24, 2016
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Bouncing the Weasel

I caught Tony bouncing the weasel, standing in front of a mirror.
by DND2021 August 07, 2021
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peakin weasel

When the male partner slips his erection through a small hole in the door or glory hole. The male then has a string attached to his boner to give a little movement before insertion.
So, I pranked my wife by dressing up my one eye willy as a furry little vermin. When she asked about it I told her I'm revving up my peakin weasel .
by Luvs_to_SPOOGE August 29, 2017
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beaver weasel

A female who uses sex to gain access to a mans finances. Once she is in control of the mans fiances, sex stops and becomes just a promise that is never delivered. Once all the money is gone, so is she.
She doesn't really love you Jack. She's only interested in your money. What you have here my friend, is a Beaver Weasel.
by nardcoresincebirth March 04, 2016
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