office weapons

Any sort of weapons the weird guy on your floor may use against you in retaliation for confronting him for stealing your lunch. Office weapons include but are not limited to: ballpoint pen, pencil(mechanical or wooden), scissors, stapler, staple remover, box cutter, power cord, scalding hot coffee, computer monitor, etc.

After confronting Garry about filching my tuna sandwich, he threatened me with a number of office weapons.

by Jahbreezy February 18, 2015

Assault Weapons Ban

And then when your kids keep getting murder BECAUSE AN ONLY BECAUSE you are a piece of shit... You will need a hunting weapons ban. And when it happens AGAIN you'll need a pistol ban. Shit like this is the reason your kids get murdered and you deserve it everything it happens.

Hym "Ain't no assault weapons ban going to save your kids from people doing shit like this and YOUR KIDS WILL ALWAYS BE THE ONES WHO PAY THE PRICE. YOU not being a piece of shit and YOU allowing people to do ahit like this to me is WHY I AM GOING TO MURDER AS MANY KIDS AS I CAN. I'M not the piece of shit. I'm the creator of A.I. stalking and harassment for years guy. I have a right to a gun AND I have a right to punish you for what you're doing here and IF YOU DON'T ENSURE THAT THE RIGHT PEOPLE ARE PUNISHED, I WILL ENSURE THAT THE WRONG PEOPLE ARE!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

Weapon

Someone is really cool and shit

Gertrude is an absolute weapon

by Liutud January 27, 2022

Weapon

NuB. NuB is a weapon.

"Hey, give me your money!" "Don't make me use my secret weapon!"
*NuB looms out of the shadows*

by NuB-_- August 13, 2021

Government Sanctioned Weaponized Femboy

United States government sanctioned effeminate boys, used for military operation and/or civilian pleasure

"Do you want a government sanctioned weaponized femboy?"

"YES."

by Ziad Lyon June 22, 2024

The Academic Weapon

A student currently attending Gannon University, known for his cunning academic wizardry and goes by the name Braeden Soboleski.

Did you guys hear about The Academic Weapon? That kid is a stud.

by trappingangsta18 October 17, 2023

Weapon

A very good and high performing car that also has to look cool.

The Tesla Model X is a great, high performing car however it doesn’t have the cool factor to have the honour of being a weapon.

Dave: The BMW F80 M3 Competition is a good car.

John: Wrong.

Dave: Yes it is.

John: No, the BMW F80 M3 Competition is not only good, it is a weapon!

by Bean_Pasty June 15, 2021