Hardware store treatment

This is where you pull out your tool, nut and bolt.

The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.

I gave Kelli the hardware store treatment last night, she was just wiping my load off, and I was already out the door!

by Richter Ass December 13, 2023

the sweet n' sour pork treatment

It's when you tie the guilty person (male) to a chair, slather his junk in honey and then bring in a hungry pig.

Guy 1: So what did ya do to 'im?

Guy 2: Gave him the sweet n' sour pork treatment for doing my wife.
Guy 1: Nice.
Guy 2: Come again?

by Thxforyoureyesight February 20, 2025

Velvet Rope Treatment

When a person with no teeth gives another person oral sex.

That girl took out her dentures and gave me the velvet rope treatment.

by Native Son March 26, 2024

celebrity treatment

anal sex, Cumming in ass.

(man)Honey I want the celebrity treatment tonight. (woman) Huh? what is that? (man) celebrities always come/cum in back door

by N.O.'s Best May 5, 2024

Fk Treatment

When someone doesn't reply to your messages/ignores you.

-Definition made yasmine (@cyladasia on instagram) i just made it an urban dictionary definition

Person 1: "girl I messaged him like last week and he still ain't reply."
Person 2: "That's the fk treatment."

by Property_y December 19, 2020

The bagel treatment

To spread open ones asshole, like a bagel, then to fill with cream (siemen) like cream cheese on a bagel

That baddy be lookin fine. Imma give her the bagel treatment

by FenTheGoat December 9, 2023

Diddy treatment

A slang based on p diddy’s allegations for sexual assault meaning to sexually assault someone

Robber: “yo man give the bodies that diddy treatment to see if they faking”

by Chocolate_fudgepop July 16, 2024