le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 06, 2023

Bee Toot

A toot, or "fart" created by a bee.

ya that and bees don't like, fart honey, so the title kinda makes no sense. maybe it should be called "bee toot".

by celadian September 10, 2018

Tooted and Booted

To take of another person's pants, spit in their ass then leave them with their pants down.

Yo Dawg, I swear I got tooted and booted last night.

by Alabama Spitroasting Champion January 04, 2024

toot your gout

The simple action of getting ones penis erect in any way or form.

“You tried to make it work with her but she just couldn’t toot your gout?”

by Jaybonny April 26, 2024

Tooting

When your vaping or as the cool kids would say “tooting on them flavours”

They’re offit them Alfies, Always tooting on them flavours

by July 15, 2024

Tooting

Referring to when an individual "toots" or farts.

Bob: "Hey Man! How has your day bee-"
Joe: *toots*
Bob: "Joe.. did you jus-"
Joe: *continues tooting*
Bob: "Awh god! That smells awful! Quit tooting you fat shit!"

by deshwahshier December 01, 2021

hoots and toots

After a hoot of marijuana, a person immediately rushes o the bathroom for some but toots.

"What are you up Friday night?"
"Hoots and toots".

by jml51 October 11, 2020