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toot your gout

The simple action of getting ones penis erect in any way or form.
You tried to make it work with her but she just couldn’t toot your gout?”
by Jaybonny April 26, 2024
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Tooting

Referring to when an individual "toots" or farts.
Bob: "Hey Man! How has your day bee-"
Joe: *toots*
Bob: "Joe.. did you jus-"
Joe: *continues tooting*
Bob: "Awh god! That smells awful! Quit tooting you fat shit!"
by deshwahshier November 30, 2021
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Turkey toots

When you eat too much turkey and can’t stop farting.
Man after thanks giving I had the worst turkey toots
by Primopig December 25, 2018
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pooka toot

a nickname that one friend gives the other to show affection.
by dtb4life August 19, 2022
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puff and toot

The act of getting a person so high that they agree to anal sex and afterwards fart while you are pulling out.
Krystal stopped by last night for a little puff and toot.
by Mathias Poundcake November 22, 2020
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Toot or Boot

Comes from a YouTube show “Fashion Photo Ruview” where two drag queens recap the outfits of RuPaul’s Drag Race most recent episode.

Namely, they must “toot or boot” each look, a toot is positive and a boot is negative.
Toot or boot: lady gaga’s look at the met gala?
by gdad February 12, 2024
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Slumber toots

The act of releasing flatulence while slumbering. Passing gas continuously while in the sleep state.
Man bro, ol girl I smashed last night... After I wore them cheeks out she was knocked out. We were spooning and she had them slumber toots. Had my balls on vibrate like a gentle nuts massager with her buttcheeks
by Teddygrams254 May 1, 2020
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