Toast

All toasters toast it.

Mario: Aha! Here's the problem, too many toasters.
Mario: You know what they say... all toasters, toast toast!

by Teh Problem August 18, 2009

Toaster Bath

The thing we all plan to do, but first we all need an extension cord to do so, sadly I cannot find one wish me luck

Kaya:"Go Commit Toaster Bath Retard"
Teachers Pet:"I'm TELLING!!!!"
Kaya:*Commits toaster bath*

by LonelyPotato55 September 13, 2019

toasted

fucked up, wasted, drunk off your ass, etc.
Also, bread can be toasted.

Ex 1: She was toasted last night after 65 shots of tequila.
Ex 2: I HAD MY WHEAT BREAD TOASTED LAST NIGHT.

by rofljen July 30, 2008

toast

1: carbonised bread
2: to raise your glass to someone/something

A toast to bread! For without bread there would be no toast!

by Pretty Vacant May 18, 2004

Milk Toast

some one of weak constitution, allergic or sickly and weak. Milk toast was often given to sickly people as it was considered easy on the digestive tract and full of calories. Its used more today to mean some one simpering, whiny or without back bone.

Calm down! Dont get yourself all excited ya milk toast, you'll give yourself a bloody nose.

by Lafnalot April 20, 2011

Burnt Toast

Burnt Toast, also commonly referred to as "BT", is the state of uncontrollable sleepiness and or heavy eyelids. A ridiculous drowsiness that is unescapable for any living organism. May lead to dropping of the controller in late night video game sessions. Or, getting beat on a backdoor cut while defending in basketball. The only cure is sleep and better better gym shoes.

Oh my Gosh, Mary is so burnt toast.
Guys, I'm burnt toast.
She is passed out for the night, BURNT TOAST.
He got burned on that backdoor cut. He is extra burnt toast.

What are the signs of BT?
1. Eyelids that feel as though they have heavy chain balls attached to them.
2. Uncontrollable laughter at things that wouldn't ordinarily be all that funny.
3. You're playing Halo at 3am in the morning and you glance over at your teammates screen only to find that his character is running into a wall, while the player's eyes are closed.
4. Another sure fire sign is the tired head bob or slurring of words.

by Slobo Hunter January 7, 2009

boom toasted

Similar to boom roasted, only much more insanely awesome and impressive. Can be only be used to describe a diss or burn that was given with such power and finesse that it reached a whole new level of raw awesomeness. If awesome and chuck norris had a baby, it would be boom toasted.

Rebecca: Shut up and do your work.

Scott: Do you like my scratch art?

Rebecca: I've seen better.

Scott: Boom toasted! Blythe™!

by scotty <(") July 5, 2011