A wooden toaster zombie

Me

A wooden toaster zombie

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019

poke your toaster

The act of finger fuckery

Person 1 - Do you want me to poke your toaster later ? ;)
Person 2 - Only if you make it Pop ;)

by imdunkirk June 4, 2018

Gold Mining Toaster

When a man is engaging in anal sex with a woman and she then defecates on his penis, the man then blow drys or heats it up until hard then continues to have relations

I gotta wash my penis i just did a gold mining toaster.

by ERric spaghetti May 15, 2011

Toaster Strudel Slap

When cum on a girls ass and slap her on the ass saying “good game”

I was drunk and totally toaster strudel slapped this girl last night

by Toasterstrudels July 25, 2020

Fancy Toaster Bath

You commit suicide with a expensive toaster in a expensive bath tub.

man my man just broke up with me time to fancy toaster bath.

by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjsssaaaajaayy July 10, 2019

Go commit toaster bath

A deadly roblox insult known as a now dead meme around the normie world.

also, it comes in different flavors

|robloxian 1| hey dood

|robloxian 2| yeah?

|robloxian 1| ur mom gae lol

|robloxian 2| Go commit toaster bath you big gae

|robloxian 1 | *dies of deathpacito*

|robloxian 3| lol noob

|robloxian 4| he was my brother! now go commit deathpacito you big gae!

|robloxian 3| oh no *dies of ligma*

by The big Gæ boi December 15, 2018

all toasters toast toast

The mighty words of the powerful Mario from the failed game, "Hotel Mario" for the Philips CDI.

Mario: "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast!"

by KekGuy November 16, 2017