Toad

The species of Toad have lived for trillions of years. Existing before and during the time of humanity, they have helped man sculpt society from behind the scenes. Over time, Toads created the almighty Toad Council, upon which sit the wisest and most esteemed of all the Toads. With that position comes the great responsibility of not just controlling the Toad society, but all life. The Toad council spread their laws through the mighty Wooden Toad. This magnificent creature is feared by many for both its supreme intellect and strength as well as its efficiency to enforce the laws of the Toad Council. One should consider themselves blessed to ever be in the presence of Wooden Toad.

"Wow, I am just perplexed after having met Wooden Toad. I feel just being in his presence has increased my IQ tenfold"

by Wooden_Toad January 11, 2021

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Ghost Toad

An idea that you have had, possibly of profound nature, that has been forgotten and is eternally irretrievable. Like a dead, ghostly, slippery toad that has slipped away from the recesses of your mind, never to be seen again. Hence, GHOST TOAD.

Renee Descartes: I think therefore I..... ah damn it! Not ANOTHER ghost toad!!!

by schmuffin February 14, 2021

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Toad in the hole

When a toe is inserted into a vagina

I just gave her a toad in the hole.

by Vthetoader March 26, 2021

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Propeller Toad Transportation

In the Mushroom Kingdom, they are the number 1 cargo airline. You wouldn't have any good shipped without them. They drive them to you after landing.

- similar to UPS

Propeller Toad Transportation is amazing.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

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