by hairydolphin217 May 21, 2020
by Wactor April 18, 2021
by afrodolphin May 13, 2016
The act of melting three specific fruits, freezing them, melting them again, freezing them once more, throwing them off a cliff, scavenging the shards of frozen fruit that fell from the cliff, rubbing them against a tree, then shoving every shard up their lover's rear all at once.
by MaffaMuffa April 05, 2017
by Idk how to use my Peeyano July 13, 2024
Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.
Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
by SlapMeWithThatWetDickDaddy December 26, 2015
sexual practice; the act of ejaculating into a person's mouth who also happens to have a tracheostomy; the ejaculate dripping out of the cancer hole resembles a soap dispenser
optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards
optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards
Bradley wasn't particularly sad about Catherine's throat cancer diagnosis, as he finally had the chance to perform the soap dispenser.
by SoapW!zard March 07, 2017