Step-grandad

Step-grandad

A man's pathetic and rather quite sad attempt at being a real grandad. A delusional man whose step-son/daughter has had a child and for some strange reason believes he is the grandad of the child, who shares not 1 Iota of DNA with said grandad!

2. Step-grandad

Delusions of grandeur by a life long non achiever, futile attempt of having the one thing not even his sister can give him... a real grandchild!
See also IMAGINARY FRIEND.

Hey bro, you're about as real as a step-grandad!

by Smell the roses October 1, 2016

step dad

Some jackass who cares about 1 person, himself. He decides that once your real dad is gone, he is in control. He decides to call your real mom "honey" and "baby" and other crap like that. They decide to make do all of this crap for no reason.

Me: "I'm so happy I live in Connecticut"
My New Friend, Bob: "Why?"
Me: "No more step dad!"

by The Guy on Main St October 16, 2007

1,2 step

The black person's version of the Macarena.

Cracka: "Can you do the 1, 2 Step?"
Black Man: "Yes, I believe I can. Then again, anyone with legs could."

by Zoe Tinkle April 17, 2005

Don't step

Saying "don't step in the..." followed by another word is a non-vulgar way of equating the thing denoted by that other word with shit. Used to good effect in the title and cover illustration of the Dilbert book known as "Don't Step In The Leadership".

(Another sense of the phrase makes it shorthand for don't step on your dick.)

"This is my boyfriend's roommate's 'studio'. Don't step in the art."

by NajwaLaylah August 23, 2008

Step Chicken

The most dangerous and Powerful Tik Tok cult that should be very much feared

Look at all those Step Chickens

by Backwards Cat May 19, 2020

There's no step three!

A reference to a late 90s TV ad for iMac, where Jeff Goldblum detailed "three easy steps to connect to the internet", then realised that he had been a fool and that there was no step three.

Bill: Hey Eric, how can I arouse myself?
Eric: Step 1: Pull down your pants.
Step 2: Jack off until you cum.
Step 3: There's no step three!
Bill: Thanks!

by Chris Spargo February 14, 2009

hub step

The new and increasingly popular dubstep scene in Hattiesburg, Mississippi (a.k.a. Hub City).

Hey, you guys going hub stepping tonight?

by big tittied lesbian March 7, 2011