My Poisoned Romance

The best god damn garage band of all times

"MY POISONED ROMANCE IS MY FAVERITE BAND!!!" says Kimmy

by Spencer(the bas player of mpr) February 13, 2009

poison bunty

a person who is obsessed with their body, always thinking they are over weight, but not. Thinks that big breast blondes are great Lesbian material. Tries to get them in to bed with her He He He Oink's, however, severly fails! Nicholas Cage is ideal, however, seeks something similar. Likes the sound of Lazer

Have you seen that Poison Bunty, she thinks shes cool with that trendy hip!

That poison Bunty needs a new apendix, its making her arse stick out!!

by Bunky-do January 27, 2010

Poison Arrow

If I were to say to you, "can you keep a secret?"
Would you know just what to do or where to keep it?
Then I say, "I love you", foul the situation
Hey girl, I thought we were the right combination
Who broke my heart, you did, you did
Bow to the target, blame Cupid, Cupid
You think you're smart, stupid, stupid
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
No rhythm in cymbals, no tempo in drums
Love on arrival, she comes when she comes
Right on the target but wide of the mark
What I thought was fire was only the spark
The sweetest melody

Is an unheard refrain
So lower your sights, yeah
But raise your aim, raise your aim

Who broke my heart, you did, you did
Bow to the target, blame Cupid, Cupid
You think you're smart, stupid, stupid
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
I thought you loved me, but it seems you don't care
I care enough to know, I can never love you
Who broke my heart, you did, you did
Bow to the target, blame Cupid
You think you're smart, that's stupid
Right from the start when you knew we would part
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart, heart, heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Shoot that poison arrow

by Death Menace May 11, 2023

Mood Poisoning

A temporary psychological and physiological condition resulting from prolonged exposure to an individual experiencing acute negativity. Symptoms typically include headaches, decreased energy, spontaneous sighing, and a contagious urge to roll one's eyes.

I love my friend Sarah, but I need to limit our coffee dates to 30 minutes to avoid mood poisoning - she's been really negative lately.

by SalvyZ January 30, 2025

Poison Peddler

A Derogatory term used to describe drug dealer

That poison peddler saved us tax-payer money by giving the police a new undercover car!

by ls500fan August 21, 2022

Poison

an additive or impurity in a nuclear reactor that slows a reaction by absorbing neutrons.

"The operator carefully added the necessary amount of poison to the reactor to regulate the fission process and prevent a potentially dangerous overload."

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

Avoid it like poison ivy

To resolutely avoid something because it is perceived as highly undesirable or dangerous.

"I hate crowds and avoid it like poison ivy, especially during flu season."

by Kupid_love May 4, 2024