Shower noodles

When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.

In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.

by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020

danger noodle

snake

oh fuck watch out it's a danger noodle

by Bread_man69420 December 7, 2021

Get noodled

Get noodled is something u say after you trick someone into doing what you want, like after they made you a cup of tea because u got them to.

Jesus: yo god man, i need a pack of cigarettes. Can you go steal some from Co Op for me.

God: yes brother jesus.

Jesus: get noodled u small man.

by Mr.kingTeaMan December 9, 2020

ugly noodle

Someone who is ugly and insignificant.

Jessica isso clingy she is such an ugly noodle.

by king.lamp March 28, 2015

Noodles and ramen

Something you eat when you have nothing else to eat and your mum wont make you anything

Kid: hey mom, can I have a hamburger?
Mom: im tired go make some Noodles and ramen.
Kid: ok

by aswdfzxcbhgtyyn go baaaaaaaaaa February 13, 2021

Heady Noodle

What people do at pseudo-hippie concerts. Sometimes confused with grand-mal seizures. Spinning around, combined with wild arm gesticulations = HEADY NOODLE.

Mom: Son, do you know how to dance?
Son: Hell no mom, but I do a sick ass Heady Noodle at all the Disco Biscuit shows.

by Lonnie Jenkins Stabone April 16, 2011

noodle nart

A noodle nart is a generic pop-tart.

Look at Timmy over there, his parents bought him noodle narts!

by dustinfl October 13, 2011