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Syndrome's Law

The viewpoint that, if every individual item can be defined as , then none of them do.
The term comes from the 2004 Pixar film "The Incredibles", wherein the main antagonist, Buddy "Syndrome" Pine, states,
"... when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. Everyone can be super. And when everyone's super, no one will be."
"If every character is broken and overpowered, then none of them are"
That's what's referred to as "Syndrome's Law"
by JKPwnage January 19, 2019
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The Laws of Hipsterism

1) One's goal shalt always be in contradiction with one's actions (the Irony Law). The is the foundation of all ye hipsterism, and the law that binds all other laws.

2) Nothing shalt be practical, a hipster shalt do everything for appearances.

2) Finally, a hipster shalt never claim to be a hipster.
Ye Application of The Laws of Hipsterism:

#1
Normal Person: Hey you want to go shopping with me?
Hipster female: No, I don't care about how I look.

(Hipster Female shalt then traverse to ye Olde Thrift store where thou shalt spend one full half day looking for garments)

#2
Normal Person: Hey! I like this artist. Their music is good!!

(Thou buys/downloads album to listen to)

Hipster Guy: *No inner monologue, for hipsters do not think consciously for themselves.

(Thou buys Vinyl to show ye others that thou purchases Vinyls.)

#3
Hipster One: I hate hipsters.

Hipster Two: Me too! God! I'm going to write an entry in Olde English and send it into Urban Dictionary that professes my hate for hipsters!!

Hipster One: Right on dude!! Hey you want to go to the thrift store afterwords to go buy records?

Hipster Two: Sorry man, but I can't I'll be pretty busy writing that entry and my fixed gear bike's in the shop right now.

Hipster One: It's cool dude...I...I love you.

Hipster Two: I...I love you too.
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THESE ARE THE RULES TO BE SPREAD FAR ABOVE THE SKY AND ACROSS THE LAND: FOREVER AND EARNESTLY, UN-IRONICALLY AND FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND!!!
by smellls November 6, 2011
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Du's Law

Du's Law state that whenever a product or service goes mainstream, it's quality usually diminishes.
"If it goes mainstream, it goes to shit"
Person1: What the hell man! Why is ('product'/'service') so much crap nowadays?
Person 2: Du's Law my friend…Du's Law
by Diamonds_are_blue October 22, 2019
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HyDka’s Law

A player of less intelligence/skill level Is always more likely to win.
Ex:
Player 1: I’m gonna fight this guy

Player 2: OMG WATCH OUT FOR HYDKA’S LAW
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husband in Law

The guy who hooks up with your exwife
I hope my husband in law didnt wear out the old lady while i was gone
by Suka may korncob January 3, 2019
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Hoffman's Law

Temporary solutions tend to become permanent.
Take the time to do it the right way before Hoffman's Law bites us.
by DevOps Dude May 30, 2018
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Adham’s Law

Adham’s Law states:
“If you are of no use to Adham in any way, shape, or form, then you don’t exist.”
*Class argues about simple Math questions*
Adham: “I’m outta here. None of you are worth anything”
Y. Nashef: “Good job in applying Adham’s Law!”
Adham: “Naturally.”
by Lancelot_811 February 3, 2019
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