Folded like an omelet

A descriptor used to ridicule how someone died, when they died because they were being stupid and experienced the "find out" part of "fuck around and find out.".

David got folded like an omelet after trying to rob an off duty police officer.

by Jeff_the_warcriminal November 23, 2023

Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."

by Yabagoot June 16, 2018

Folded

When you’re really high and you’re folded like laundry.

Hey man... i’m really folded.

by ilickballsforfree November 2, 2019

fent fold

When a person (usually in public) overdoses on fentanyl and their body folds over.

Oh my god, that homeless guy was hitting the fent fold!

by kmuilop March 20, 2024

Sweet fold

heating up a honeybun using a blowtorch or oven(microwaves are valid aswell) then lacing it with fentanyl. You then find a worthy candidate to eat your laced honey bun. Then you play the waiting game and fuck them using the honey bun icing as lube after they fent fold.

Guy 1: wanna eat my honeybun bradley
Bradley: are you trying to fucking sweet fold me?
Guy 1: maybe
Bradley: shoulda just asked!

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024

fent fold

Someone bending over with their waist as a center of origin.

Person 1: "Look at that fat guy trying to touch his toes!"
Person 2: "I think he's just hitting the fent fold."

by Chahzeh April 17, 2024

paper folding

to work an office job.

to relax and kill time while working.

look at that lazy paper folder.

another day at work another day of paper folding.
origin. when reading a news paper one often folds it, commonly seen in an office enviroment.

by killen villain September 30, 2008