Coconut

A hard, hairy ball that is great for bowling and has the power and strength of Jesus Christ himself. It comes from a coconut tree found in tropical areas such as; Florida, Hawaii, and other islands. In cartoons such as the one patrick watches, the main characters get hit on the head with them.

THAT GUY GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A BALL OF POWER *hysterical laughing* coconut

by hellomymans January 31, 2020

Coconutting

The action of ejaculating into a coke-whore's mouth.

I ended up coconutting Ashley in the alley this afternoon.

by NOFACE512 March 9, 2021

Coconut

Apart from being a delicious fruit, it is sometimes used instead of "f*ck"

"I don't give a coconut about what Karen said"

by Krumira February 13, 2022

Coconut Cracker

Offensive slang twords Hawaiians.

"God damn coconut crackers."
"Huh?"
"Fucking Hawaiians!"
"That's fucked up man.."

by Weiners Inmy Mouth January 3, 2024

coconut

a girl spells out the letters when riding a guy

Last night I made Hunter go crazy by using the coconut technique

by lexkoury_ July 21, 2019

coconut

if a girl spells it with her hips while riding you, it makes you cum faster

if a boy spells it with his tongue on the girls clit she may cum faster

babe do the coconut

by Insta_justicel5 October 15, 2019

coconut

a hairy milk carton that grows on a tree.

coconuts are nice

by oslimyo July 5, 2021