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Keith Tan

Center of universe fashion god
this man is so straight that his graphs are always curved
loves Prada
His jokes are so "funny"
brings students to his sex dungeon

has broken england
OMG is that keith tan? Run before he brings u to his sex dungeon and rape u.
by mfthatisgay January 14, 2023
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Tan puto

guy A: I just bought tickets to the Justin Bieber concert, want to come with me?
guy B: Tan Puto!!!
by AC808 November 25, 2013
mugGet the Tan putomug.

pooty tan

The brownish discoloration typical around the underside of the groin and butt - typically found on people who are grotesquely overweight.
"That was nasty, this fat guy bent over in gym shorts and he had excessive pooty tan."
by maikelyeremy September 12, 2009
mugGet the pooty tanmug.

tan sweat

when you wear fake tan and you sweat loads because of the tan
put tan on last night and now i have the tan sweats
by ajken8i December 15, 2017
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Niko Tan

Niko Fermin Tan is the kindest person you will meet. Sometimes he is crazy with close people he was also atlehtic in his various time in elementary days(called the prime days) good at any sports and also handsome he look like from East Asia model who has a reputation for becoming famous but sadley hes Moimoi has allot of friends also.
Girls: look it Niko Tan is handsome but sadly he moimoi
Girl 2:yeah his moimoi but handsome
Girl 3:ngee
by the mighty friend November 8, 2023
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Euro tan

A unnatural skin tone one keeps either by being a sun worshiper or visiting a tanning bed 7/11 to cover their natural skin tone.
You know he lives in a tanning bed year round. He is as white as girl friend when he is not sporting his euro tan.
by Muckhoozer August 2, 2016
mugGet the Euro tanmug.

Brotal Tan

An upstate New York tanning salon where you can get your "base" tan on or prepare for that upcoming Spring Break trip. Male patrons usually frequent Brotal Tan solo, and can be spotted wearing basketball shorts and a cut-off t shirt (arms cut). Monthly passes are usually purchased until a deep mahogany skin tone is obtained.
Dude, I fucking hate winter. I'm so white. Let's get to Brotal Tan!
by Brocheapski April 15, 2014
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