Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.
"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*
by Bath blaster January 11, 2022
Get the The students gripmug. 
Get the DE studentmug. When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.
Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.
by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014
Get the student bowlingmug. National students day is when teachers give students no homework and no work is done on that day. Teacher need to give us money and student make the rules. It’s on November 1st
Teacher: guys open up to page 69
Student 1:no I won’t
Teacher: do it or else you go to the principal’s office
Student 1: nope
Teacher: fine I am writing the note
Student 1: no need to
Teacher: why
Student 2: it’s November 1st National students day
Teacher : oh crap
Student 1:no I won’t
Teacher: do it or else you go to the principal’s office
Student 1: nope
Teacher: fine I am writing the note
Student 1: no need to
Teacher: why
Student 2: it’s November 1st National students day
Teacher : oh crap
by Iamnotapersonwhodoeshomework October 25, 2023
Get the National students daymug. When you get so interested in a subject/field to the point where you eventually start looking at every aspect of life through that perspective.
Friend: ''Hey, what ya looking at?''
Architecture Student: ''Oh, nothing, just appreciating the intricate design of the doors of the building''
Sociology Student: ''Yeah, I wonder how many social exchanges have occurred around those doors''
Philosophy Student: ''But how and when do we consider something a door?''
Friend: *Sigh* ''Student eyes?''
Students: ''Yeah...''
Architecture Student: ''Oh, nothing, just appreciating the intricate design of the doors of the building''
Sociology Student: ''Yeah, I wonder how many social exchanges have occurred around those doors''
Philosophy Student: ''But how and when do we consider something a door?''
Friend: *Sigh* ''Student eyes?''
Students: ''Yeah...''
by Bobby Greenery April 1, 2024
Get the student eyesmug. Similar to a best-friend or girl/boyfriend, a teacher friend is the student in the student/teacher bond where the teacher is the student's favorite teacher of all time and the student is the teacher's favorite student of all time.
I had lunch with my student friend on Wednesday, where we discussed what classes he will take in the fall.
by Calc64 March 19, 2023
Get the student friendmug. by Random word guy October 27, 2021
Get the Studentismmug.