Mexican Mourning

A Mexican Mourning is the painful feeling and diarrhea you have when you wake up the next morning from a Mexican Dinner. Its a cultural sfacklefest! (Sfackle - The art of projecting feces with the aid of a fart, a fart spackle).

I was totally having a wet dream when I was abruptly awoken by a Mexican Mourning!

One morning in Cancun, i drank tap water and in 5 minutes i had a Mexican Mourning knocking at my sphincter...

Lucky, one of the 2 GIRLS didnt have Mexican for dinner before playing with the cup...(Mexican mourning would have made that video anti-viral)

by PhysiksMIA February 24, 2010

Mexican Wage

Substantially less than minimum wage, usually in jobs reserved for Mexicans

Nick: "How's the new job working out?"

Jose: "Horrible, they're only paying me 5 dollars an hour"

Nick: "Damn, straight up Mexican Wage!"

by Flaco5846 September 15, 2012

Mexican queefadia

When a Mexican chick queefs into a quesadia, then you eat it

Benitia prepared a tasty Mexican queefadia for Jose and he licked the plate dry... Then asked for seconds

by Juanita queefalot April 4, 2011

Mexican Sky

The act of getting oral sex while looking up at the sky. This can be enhanced by either smoking a blunt or drinking tequila.

A girl getting oral and smoking a fatty while shes standing up looking up at the empty mexican sky.

by free 99 channel January 23, 2010

Mexican Mom

A mom who is full on Mexican, works taking care of an old lady, likes to dance Juana the Cubana. Can be a bitch almost all the damn time and can't hear you when she calls you to her room. Just call her a Mexican Karen. Plus her prized possession is a Chancla

I have a Mexican Mom that won't leave me alone

by Random glitchy ace June 18, 2020

Mexican Bitchout

An expression used to describe the act of leaving a party or going to bed without notifying anyone.

"Where did Mitzie go?"-C
"I think she is sleeping upstairs. She must have pulled a Mexican bitchout." - M

by School St. Gang December 27, 2011

Mexican Sunscreen

A position of tanning in which one covers their face with a large sombrero and their genitals with a smaller one

-you have a circular tan line around your pelvis...

:yea, i had on some mexican sunscreen

by Gratefullyendowed May 25, 2011