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Karen

48. Basic blond chic with 9 husbandS. SAITAN SPAWN. Treats there children like they are the SECOND GOD THAT BESTOYS THIS EARTH. Wasn’t born but t was summoned by SAITAN HIMESELF.
KAREN IS SO RUDE
by Ella the smella December 1, 2019
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Karen

Usually married blonde woman, 3 kids and a bald husband obsessed with a sport . Her children are chill and quiet but the smallest one is a frckn extrovert that screams as if he was being damned in hell (usually a Victor ) .

Old enough and uses its legendary weapons , most popular one ( but not strongest ) ,

-May I speak to ya'll manager
No , don't ask for her manager , she'll think you're the Karen kind .
by Ze_IvanIvanov March 7, 2020
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Karen

Absolutely the prettiest , very funny and outgoing , trustworthy. She can be mean at sometimes but she deserves the world . The best girl I’ve meet
karen is the prettiest girl I meet
by heyluvv January 24, 2020
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Karen

A soccer mom. If she catches you cheating, she will shop off your dick. A bit of a tsundere, but very loving.
Watch out for Karen. She is cray cray
by You See This Karen? ;3 July 31, 2018
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Karen

Professional child taker- got #1 in Child Taking Competition 2015 and is an infamous internet celebrity
"Karen took the kids again"
"Damn, she's good"
by We Are All Stupid January 8, 2019
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Karen

A white, middle-aged bitch who rats out law-abiding blacks for such normal things as holding a picnic at the park. Insufferably promoting white privilege and a believer of every loony conspiracy theory ever written, Karen puts other people at risk. Even herself.
Karen thinks COVID-19 is a hoax.
Karen gets COVID-19.
Karen dies.
Don't be a Karen.
by The Real Canadian July 7, 2020
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Karen

a. An earth angel, authentic and kindhearted soul that shines bright like no other, she is the perfect gem. Extraordinary woman with no nonsense attitude but knows when to be soft and feminine.

b. Karens are fabulous girls with genuine spirits. Her loving and kind essence will melt you like a mozzarella dripping drip cheese sandwich. Too delicious and BEAUTIFUL to define with one single word.

c. The truest illustration and essence of beautiful women, mother, best friend, nurturer, supporter and a total GODDESS.

d. Karen a strong, independent, fierce, lovable, intelligent, wise beyond her years, loyal, honest friend and wild lover. Loves to converse about all subjects and things. Painfully honest and unapologetically herself. Low vibe reptillians sons of bitches hate it. ThE reptilians and maniacs looneys want my Karen. Call the Manager! These demonic low self esteem humanoids fucktards have no life.

Plot Twist: A pencil skirt wearing sexy Karen collects evidence of cyber bullying and Lawyer hubby contacts a judge and join forces with DMCA to gather data and files a law suit on any site supporting cyber bullying. So be ware of your dick-toxicnary.

Or I' m calling the Burger King manager. Wheres da goddamn manager? SAVE ME from myself karen. YoU cann steal the kids in the Volvo fine! I will stop being a narcissistic piece of turd creating sites and definitions to ruin your name, everyone loves you and I want u all to myself.
Me: I can't get over my Karen bro. She is the realest.

Person b: Mann Karen is a Lotus flower you're the annoying one and the idiot. I m gonna get me a Karen.

For gal haters the broskies are line up to receive Free dickheads at Burger King hoes. If you a dude you are a pussy i' ll punch you dumb ass for all the Karens.
by JON DOE SON OF BITCHES January 13, 2020
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