Tank Wheeled

The act of having been wheeled (lip kissed) by a tank (i.e. a person who has a robotic disposition).

Although it may be hard to detect whether or not a person has tank wheels, here are some major indicators:

1) when approaching their victim, they tend to move as though on a train track
2) when cock-blocked, they emit steam from their ears
3) once they've reached their destination (i.e. their victim) they say "Choo! Choo! All aboard!"

"You've just been tank wheeled!"

by FreakyDeaky123445Tank May 5, 2009

manatee tank

Area of glass cubicles in a company or institution inhabited by fat middle-aged women doing pointless HR-type work.

Dude, my direct deposit is two weeks late.... I'm gonna have to drop by the manatee tank in payroll tomorrow to have them clear it up.

by mightywurlitzer February 10, 2019

tank shot

When a guy cums so hard in a girl he kills her.

what's the cause of death coroner?

coroner: tank shot

by z_man11 June 23, 2019

Tanking for Oden

To slowly stop and shut down any action, task, or goal that you and or a group may be performing.

1. 2006-2007 Boston Celtics

2. Jeff: Bill's been slacking off a lot at work lately.

Fernando: He must be tanking for oden.

by Jake Baroni March 21, 2008

Spaff Tanks

Slang for testicles

God, just had a mighty wank, my spaff tanks are knackered

by demodays June 7, 2020

Tank off2

Tank off2 is an online multiplayers game.

We were playing Tank off2 last night

by Donny DD February 5, 2021

Flying the Tank

When you really have to poop but all the toilet seats in the bathroom are appalling. So you float your behind over the toilet seat never touching the soiled porcelain.

"last time I went to that Mexican restraunt the bathroom was so bad that if I have to go next time I'll definitely be flying the tank"

by BrendonandChandler June 18, 2016