Hairless Ape

A member of the species Homo Sapiens, esp. when being discussed in a way that only makes sense in an anthropological context. Popularized by Howard the Duck.

You means buying flowers actually made it worse? Damn, Hairless Ape relationships are such a pain.

by Al Benedict October 2, 2008

Ape Escape

When you or another black individual takes off with someone else property or money in an unorganized way.

You know when her man got home I knew I had to make an "Ape Escape"

I ain't gotta pay no damn child support, you know a nigga can "Ape Escape" his way outta anything.

That nigga snatched my bike, that mothafucka pulled an Ape Escape.

by Ramona's Last Brain Cell October 1, 2019

tape ape

Human operator who typed electrical messages on paper punch tape.

A tape ape is a communications center operator.

by Terry W. Colvin December 19, 2003

Ape face

to heavily masterbate over a loved ones face.
then to shave your george bush off (pubes)
and throw them over the face which is covered in yur love juice which holds them stedily in place.

Charlotte: Omg jamie.! what are you doing?

Jamie: Giving your mum an ape face :D

Charlotte: she looks like a fucking monkey

Jamie: Thats the point

by dyson boshky January 15, 2009

hot ape

Hot ape or H.O.T A.P.E is an acronym created by self proclaimed flirtologist Jean Smith as a way to determine if someone is flirting with you or not. This genius term was blessed to us through a TED talk.

H = Humor
O = Open Body Language
T = Touch

A = Attention
P = Proximity

E = Eyecontact

"To hot ape people takes time"

- quote from the TED talk

by yeetingmemes402 September 9, 2020

Rape Ape

The one who's going around raping all these statues.

What kind of sick bastard would rape a cast bronze statue?
A mans junk could have never made this kind of damage.
Well what then?
A gorilla sir, a gorilla's junk would big enough.
A raping gorilla? Good lord it must have been rape ape!!!

by Xander Freakin Crews February 20, 2009

AP Biology

A time consuming, yet easily memorized class that creates a lasting impression on the student. The class is filled with minutia and bio jokes. The AP Exam is laughably easy and is an insult to the intelligence of all AP Biology students.

AP Biology joke: "What came first? The ATP or oxidative phosphorylation?"

by Semplase November 14, 2006