Sexy teapot

When, typically, a girl poses for a photo with one arm on her hip turned to the side. Thus adopting a pose reminiscent of a tea pot, albeit a sexy one.

'Hey Josh, check out the Facebook profile pic of this girl I know'

'Wow Leon, she's hot - love the Sexy teapot pose'

by Danger Russ July 17, 2013

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sexy hamburgler

the sexy hamburgler is what happens when god deems that the second coming must come and the bringer shall be the most glorious bastard of all. looking like an inkling mixed with an aidan if you read this you are cursed and need to type sexy hamburgler in one of your friend's web browsers (he prefers safari, cause it sucks.)

Thanos: Oh god, the sexy hamburgler is here.
Shaggy: We will most surely perish.
Matt: Goodbye, my brothers. May we meet again in the next life.

by Sir Kibble September 12, 2019

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sexy simp

the person reading this

no actually, you’re a sexy simp

by ny🌚 May 20, 2020

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Sexy Spiderman

1.) When having intercourse with someone, suddenly pull your dick out, cum in your hand, and slap your partner in the face with your Jizzed up hand.

2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.

1.) Dude, I totally gave your mom a Sexy Spiderman last night, she was pissed.

2.) Dave tried to give me a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.

by Nato22 November 05, 2007

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Sexy Beastess

The female form of Sexy Beast. The differences are as follows:
1. Sexy Beastess' are much more aggressive
2. Sexy Beastess' are much more dangerous
3. Sexy Beastess' are much less hairy
4. Sexy Beastess' are much more unpredictable

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that girl? She's got to be the hottest girl on the planet!
Guy 2: Dude, she's a Sexy Beastess, you don't have a chance.
Guy 1: Damn, you're right.

by Blayde February 28, 2008

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